Why My Great Pyrenees Refuses to Poop in the Yard (And What It Taught Me)

A funny yet heartfelt look at life with a Great Pyrenees named Willow — and his stubborn refusal to do his business anywhere near home. This post explores breed instincts, ancient behaviors, and what it means to respect your dog’s DNA (even if it means daily 6 a.m. walks in the rain).

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Keith Kalm

4/18/20253 min read

a white dog with its mouth open
a white dog with its mouth open

Let me introduce you to Willow.

He’s a Great Pyrenees — a mountain of fur, stoicism, and ancient instincts. He grew up on a farm, where he had acres of freedom, animals to guard, and endless space to do his business wherever and whenever he pleased.

Back then, I didn’t think twice about it. He’d vanish into the pasture or woods for a bit and return like a white ghost — proud, composed, and slightly lighter. It was all part of the rhythm of rural life.

But a few years later, during the pandemic, life shifted. We moved off the farm and into a small town. A solid yard, plenty of grass, a quiet neighborhood — I figured Willow would adjust just fine.

What I didn’t realize is that for a Great Pyrenees, land matters.

He’ll Lay in the Yard — But That’s It

Almost immediately, I noticed it: Willow would stretch out like royalty in the grass, surveying his new kingdom, but no matter how long we waited, he refused to go to the bathroom. Not a squat. Not a lift. Nothing.

The yard, in his mind, was not a place for that kind of thing.

At first, I thought it was stress from the move. Then stubbornness. But over time, I learned something that made it all click:

This is exactly how Great Pyrenees are wired.

Why Great Pyrenees Won’t Poop in Their Yard

The Great Pyrenees is not your average house dog. This breed dates back thousands of years, bred in the Pyrenees Mountains between France and Spain to guard livestock. Not herd. Not chase. Guard. That meant long hours watching the flock, keeping predators at bay, and staying alert and clean — always clean — around the den.

Here’s why they insist on going far away from their living space:

1. Den Cleanliness Is in Their DNA

Like wolves and other guardian breeds, Pyrenees are hardwired to keep their territory — the “den” — pristine. Going to the bathroom near where they eat, sleep, or keep watch violates one of their most basic instincts.

2. Territorial Marking

When Willow chooses a distant tree line or back trail to relieve himself, he’s doing more than just emptying out. He’s leaving a message. Dogs use scent to mark territory, communicate boundaries, and say: this land is watched. Marking close to home makes no sense if home is sacred ground.

3. Routine Is Religion

Back on the farm, Willow always had the freedom to choose his spot. Now, that habit is deeply embedded. Pyrenees are smart, stubborn, and loyal — but flexible they are not. Once a behavior is set, it takes serious effort (and maybe divine intervention) to change it.

4. They’re Thinkers

Pyrenees don’t rush. They don’t do things because you think it’s time. They assess, process, and move at their own pace. If the vibes aren’t right? If the grass feels weird or a sound spooks them or your fence line doesn’t feel “far enough”? They’ll hold it. And hold it. And hold it...

Training a Pyrenees to Poop in the Yard (Good Luck)

Can you train this behavior out of them? Technically, yes.

  • Pick a designated toilet zone in your yard, as far from the house as possible.

  • Leash-walk them there — don’t just let them loose.

  • Scent the area with their old waste to establish the “bathroom vibe.”

  • Praise like crazy when they go. High-value treats help.

  • Repeat obsessively.

In my case? I’ve tried it all. Willow sniffed, walked in a circle, laid down, and looked at me like "You’re joking, right?"

I’ve Stopped Fighting It

The truth is — I kind of like the ritual now. We go for walks. We reconnect. He gets his space. I get some fresh air. And we both preserve the sanctity of the yard.

Because even though we left the farm, Willow hasn’t left behind who he is: a majestic, fiercely loyal, deeply thoughtful guardian who believes that some places are too sacred for sh*t.

And honestly, I respect that.